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The Fearsome Foursome is back with a vengeance with your weekly eargasms and bladder busting laughs. This time, we’re cranking it up to 11 with a new season of special guests, segments, and the usual 8th grade jokes about today’s culture.

As we start an awesome new season, we want to say thank you for listening and all your support. Nation, it is because of you that we continue to do this thing. While you can expect the usual recycled jokes, segments, and karaoke, expect some new stuff as well with some exciting guests and contests that pay out in less than 6 months! (We haven’t forgotten about you, Reenie!)

So, strap yourselves in, or strap it on for that matter, and prepare for a year of living in ASS MODE!

MyndJack Radio returns Tuesday, January 24th at 9pm EST / 6pm PST on the All Digital Radio Network!

I cannot believe that 2011 is almost over. It seems like just yesterday we were polishing off a case of Arrogant Bastard on the air during our last New Years Eve special. Well, maybe that’s because we drink every night, but still, the Holidays are something special for the MyndJack Nation. Whether you celebrate Chanukah, Christmas, Kwanza, or the radical Muslim holiday Kaboom, the Holiday Season is a time to share with friends and family, hopefully those you actually like.

In the MyndJack Nation, the Holiday Season is no different. Each year, we have a special Holiday Episode that airs just before December 25th. Our Holiday Special is filled with cheer and special performances by the friends and family of the Nation you know and love, allowing free expression of holiday cheer in our own special way.

Also, it’s a great filler replay so we don’t have to do a LIVE show!

This season, we decided to do something extra special. MyndJack Radio and Song Parodies are quite the familiar bed-buddies and the mass of talent in the Nation makes Saturday Night Live look like…..well, Saturday Night Live. So, what if members of the MyndJack Nation wrote speshul Holiday parodies for each other as their own Holiday gifts? This lead to our idea for Secret Singing Santas!

Sign up by emailing me at myndrunner@alldigitalradio.com and you will be given the name of a random member of the myndjack nation to write, record, and produce a speshul song parody dedicated to them. Of course, myself and Santa Manny will be available to assist in any way possible, in fact, we expect it. This even includes helping you write lyrics, but there are a ton of members in the Nation whose creativity surpasses even ours.

We will air each of these song parody “gifts” en masse for our Holiday Speshul, which will air on Tuesday December 20th. We will need all sign ups by November 20th where we will be sending out the names of your muse. We will need all performances by December 18th to make them epic for the Dec 20th Holiday Spechul!

So, sign up today and leave a happy Holiday turd in someone’s stocking this Holiday Season!

HO HO HO, BITCHES!

-Myndrunner

I has a sad. A very big sad.

Wagner will not be on the show tonight, however he sends his best regards to the MyndJack Nation and is looking forward to joining us in the Fall. We will go into the details of what happened, but it is totally not Wagner’s fault, he was looking forward to joining us tonight but management put the kaibash on it.

Still, no hard feelings, the situation is completely understandable and Wagner wants us all to know that he appreciates us and looks forward to joining us on the air in the Fall.

“I am the one who thanks you for the invitation. Please tell [the MyndJack Nation] that Wagner will be coming soon and my deepest apologies.” -Wagner

So, tonight is still gonna kick major ass because not only is it MIX and MASH week, but Melinda Green from Top Idol will be joining the judges panel as well as a surprise special guest judge! Who could possibly be as cool and full of LOVE as Wagner? You rrrrrrreaaallly wanna tune in for this!

He has gone by many names….Mr. No-Slave-Tract, Mr. Nasty Time, or the guy who almost ruined American Idol according to Ken Warwick. The MyndJack Nation knows him as the soulful Ju’Not Joyner. Tonight, he will be stopping by to be our very special guest to drop his latest tunes, including his new single “A Little U and Me,” like ear-candy and filling us in on what he’s been up to since he was last with us.

Also, he will be sitting down at the judges panel next to Deb, Professor Kast, and DJ Slim from Idolbloglive.com as your Top 7 take the stage and perform the greatest R&B hits of all time! Tune in tonight LIVE at 9pm EST for a SOULFULL two hours of eargasmic entertainment!

Yeah, I’d have to say I’m not surprised. Sure, I can fake it by “mourning” her loss, but seriously, you didn’t see this coming?

Ok, maybe in a Keith Richards and Steve-O kind of way we all had figured on this chick out living us all, but that’s kind of the whole point. The girl had a serious problem and was going to end up like this at some point, and all we did was treat her like a big joke. Now that she’s dead, we are all supposed to feel bad for pointing and laughing? We are all supposed to feel bad and ashamed for laughing at this train wreck? Would we feel the same if Lindsay Lohan was found dead tomorrow?

I’m not trying to piss on someone’s grave here, but seriously, what is Amy Winehouse famous for? What real hit besides Rehab did she have? I’m not taking away from her gift, she truly had a great voice and her music was unique in its mix of classic throwback jazz and modern day pop, but let’s be honest, she was a one hit wonder. Rehab was her only real success, but one hit song doesn’t make one a national sensation. Remember Cathy Dennis? Exactly!

She was a celebrity because of her drug crazed antics. She made headlines not because of a new released platinum greatest hits album, but the hits of heroine mixed with cocaine with a little mescal on the side. I mean, this girl was laughing at death in the face while giving it the finger and kicking it in the nuts. She was doing serious drugs and damn the consequences, which is what made her only hit Rehab all that more ironic. She should have gone to Rehab, YES YES YES.

What we don’t know is what went on away from the media hype. Were people really trying to help her? Were people reaching out to her only to be told to fuck off? I’m sure she felt she didn’t need any help and anyone who tried to get her to go to rehab, she would tell them “NO NO NO!” It’s a tragedy, but let’s remember she did this to herself. We’ve all know someone who we’ve reached out to help and they’ve told us to mind our own business. Nothing we can do.

She was a joke we all laughed at. Don’t feel guilty now that she’s gone any more than feel guilty for watching Paris Hilton’s sex tape. (You know you did!) Her legend was even a mainstay in our own Weak Sauce News where Professor Kast would announce weekly, sometimes twice, that Amy Winehouse was still not dead. You don’t get to that level of global farce unless you’ve seriously got a problem.

So, Amy Winehouse is dead. It’s ok to be sad for the loss, it’s never a good thing when a human life ends. It’s also ok to laugh at the irony that she shocked us because we didn’t expect it to happen. At least the world knew her name and got to hear her gift.

Amy Winehouse………dead.

Just when you thought it was safe to tune back into MyndJack Radio! The most polarizing contestant from American Idol Season 6, Sanjaya Malakar will be joining us this Tuesday evening at 9pm EST to tell us about his new music and the State of Independence Tour. Get your copy of Sanjaya’s new hit single Tempted here at iTunes or wherever you grab your tunes from, and be sure to visit his website www.SanjayaMalakar.com! Your life will be better for it if you do!

Then, Sanjaya Papaya and Dave Della Terza from Vote for the Worst will be joining Deb and Professor Kast at the judges table for your Season 3 MyndJack Radio Idols taking the stage for Worst Songs Week!

Be sure to tune in to this EARGASMIC Episode of MyndJack Radio, kicking off at 9pm EST only on the All Digital Radio Network! Check out Sanjaya’s State of Independence Tour and make sure you catch it when it comes to your town, you could even be selected to SING ONSTAGE WITH SANJAYA!!!!

One of the many highlights from last night’s results show was the duet of Season 2 finalist and mentor Chaz Timmer with 10th place Season 3 finalist Jazzy. Here is a video done for their cover of the Michael & Janet Jackson smash SCREAM!!

Be sure to subscribe to both YouTube pages for Chaz and Jazzy!

Once again, Must Listen Radio is on the air! Tonight, our very special guest Tim Urban joins us on the air to talk about his experience on some lame karaoke show on Fox television, his post AI career, his new EP available for download, and how he got the nickname Teflon Tim! Also, he will be joining Deb Della Terza, Professor Kast, and Rickey from Rickey.org as our special celebrity guest judge as the MyndJack Radio Idol Top 10 take the stage!

However…..once again, a SHOCKING announcement will change the face of the entire competition as the producers are forced to make a controversial decision that will eliminate one contestant not only from the competition but from the Concert Tour…….TONIGHT!

Folks, you do not want to miss this epic night of eargasmic ecstasy….Tim Urban, Rickey from Rickey.org, and your Top 10 from MyndJack Radio Idol!

Tune in tonight at 9pm EST / 6pm PST!!!

Click here to check out Tim Urban’s website to get your hands on his new EP “Heart of Me”!

Nation, you’ve seen a lot of Kick-Starter campaigns that we’ve been behind and they have all been awesome. We want you to now take a moment to check out our good friend Felicia Barton’s Kick-Starter and how she is giving back to you based on your donation.

In addition to being a part of her new solo project, involving the hit “Lost Words” played (sorta)EXLUSIVELY here on MyndJack Radio, you get the BIG PAYBACK for your donation. Even $1 can help out, but how about being named Executive Producer on the album? Or a special Birthday Greeting from Felica herself? Or even a private one-on-one vocal coaching session via Skype with Felica?! You might even get a hug (that’s worth $5k right there!)

So, MyndJack Nation, dig deep for our girl Felicia and let’s get her some serious and long-overdue pimpage out there in the music industry! You KNOW you love you some Felica….prove it!

A special message from Felicia:

Click here to get started and be a part of something AWESOME!

This year will be an amazing one: not only is it Alex Nester’s official release of her second album, it is also the 10th Anniversary of her being cancer-free!

To celebrate, Alex is hosting #BurnItDown …To Rise Above It! …a benefit concert to share her music with you held at the world famous Troubadour…and all proceeds will go to the American Cancer Society and the Marcelle Erian Foundation! And as an added bonus everyone in attendance will get Alex’s new album “#BurnItDown” as a gift for their generosity!

It’s going to be a night of music, fun, giveaways and celebrating our successes in the fight against cancer! You could even win a TRIP FOR TWO TO THE BAHAMAS!! This is the concert event you don’t want to miss, with all the proceeds going directly to fighting cancer. Celebrate Alex’s 10 years of being cancer free with the MyndJack Nation and the entire world!

Deb and Myndrunner will be in the LIVE USTREAM Chatroom during the concert and running the LIVE Auction including Tito Jackson’s Autographed Guitar, Conan O’Brien’s Band Autographed Drum Lid, collectors T-Shirts, CDs, and rare surprises that you can’t get anywhere else! All donations and bids are graciously accepted to go towards the fight against cancer.

Click here to enter the USTREAM and click Chat to join the viewing party!

Tonight at 11pm EST – 8pm PST!!!